I walked outside to feed our cat one night. When I stepped off the back porch a possum ran underneath the the porch right under me. That spooked me, but it got better. As I bend over to pour the cats food in his bowl, I see something running right at my head no more than 3 feet away. Still thinking about that stupid possum, I jumped up, hollered like a sissy, and basically really lose my cool in a hurry. It would've won me $10,000 had it been caught on tape. Turns out it was the dumb cat. If I'd have had a gun on me, we wouldn't have a cat right now.
Ben