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Re: doughboys wife I want to thank you all for the for the lovely flower arrangement that you sent to the house. The basket and arrangment expressed to the family your love, support and understaning; but, they also were such a great example of the beauty and fragility of life. Thank you so much. Fondly, John E Parks and family.

Re: My precious and beautiful wife, Linda, passed away Thank you sincerely for sharing our sorrow and for your prayers. Your kindness is deeply appreciated and will always be remembered John E Parks and Family

My precious and beautiful wife, Linda, passed away last Friday morning. I found her lifeless body in our bed at 5.30 a.m.The paramedics said she was dead around three hours when i found her and she passed away peacefully in her sleep.The autopsy said it was congestive heart failure. Her funeral was held Wednesday at 11:00 a.m. She was young (55). We were married for 37 years. I'm in shock and obviously grieving, but I wanted to let you know and write a few words about what she meant to me. She was my life, folks. She was my inspiration. She was everything to me, and I worked hard to let her know that.I honestly felt the love, respect and support that the experts talk about when describing good marriages. She was my rock, too, and I don't know what I'm going to do without her. I'll likely not be posting for awhile. Meanwhile, I could sure use your prayers right now. No man ever expects to bury his bride. She knew I loved her, and I knew she loved me. We were fortunate and blessed for that.I'm so very lucky to have had those 37 years with such a precious and pure soul. Words cannot express how much I miss her. May God hold her safely in His arms now and forever.

HERE'S WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT NOVA SCOTIANS 1. IF YOUR LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN IS CLOSED FROM SEPTEMBER THROUGH MAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 2. IF SOMEONE IN A HOME DEPOT STORE OFFERS YOU ASSISTANCE AND THEY DON'T WORK THERE, YOU LIVE N NOVA SCOTIA. 3. IF YOU'VE WORN SHORTS AND A PARKA AT THE SAME TIME, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 4. IF YOU'VE HAD A LENGTHY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO DIALED A WRONG NUMBER, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 5. IF "VACATION" MEANS GOING ANYWHERE SOUTH OF YARMOUTH FOR THE WEEKEND,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 6. IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 7.IF YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 8. IF YOU HAVE SWITCHED FROM "HEAT" TO "A/C" AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME DAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 9. IF YOU CAN DRIVE 75 MPH THROUGH 2 FEET OF SNOW DURING A RAGING BLIZZARD WITHOUT FLINCHING, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 10. IF YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE, BUT LEAVE BOTH UNLOCKED, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 11. IF YOU CARRY JUMPERS IN YOUR CAR AND YOUR WIFE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 12. IF YOU DESIGN YOUR KID\'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A SNOWSUIT, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 13. IF DRIVING IS BETTER IN THE WINTER BECAUSE THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED WITH SNOW, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 14. IF YOU KNOW ALL 4 SEASONS: ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER AND ROAD CONSTRUCTION, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 15. IF YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOW BLOWER THAN YOUR CAR,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 16. IF YOU FIND -10 DEGREES F "A LITTLE CHILLY", YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 17. IF YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA.

Funny Thing about Coyote, They Taste a Little Like Turkey.

New Canadian Temperature Guide The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50º Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32º Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60º Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100º Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173º Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460º Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold eh?" -500º Fahrenheit (-295 C) **** freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Found this very funny and thought i would share with my fourm members. http://www.zippyvideos.com/13527428529795/petstar_einstein/

Re: basement fun ( pics ) That looks great Lewis.

Re: They walk among us! Thanks for sharing. Needed that this morning. Funny stuff.

Re: Made it home!! Glad to hear you made it back safe and sound.

Re: I get tomorrow off! After 8 months of getting up you might not be able to sleep-in Jeramie. Hope you do get the extra zzzzzzzzzz.

Re: French Military It looks like it was staged with a dud round to get laughs and that i did. Very funny thanks for sharing.

Re: Happy Birthday to Davidc ,TreeStandBowHunter! Happy Birthday fellows.

Re: HELP ASAP please. Congrats!! Glad to hear the news.

Re: Dixie Chicks take home hardware [/ QUOTE ] I find it funny that this is the last post on this subject, i think there new album is awful i wouldnt even call it country. Sooooo guys how does that Shoe leather taste? To bad the Real Red Blooded Americans didnt get a vote between that and the candian comment......i dont know what is funnier This forum is no better than the grammys one spot is 99% left the other is 99% right And this post prob should have been in the political room because thats all its about. [/ QUOTE ] If you play in a band and your album has just gone platinum, means it has sold over one million copies The Chicks’ latest CD, Taking the Long Way, has been certified double platinum in the U.S. by the RIAA. Taking the Long Way was the 6th biggest selling disc last year in the U.S. That would mean that 2 million americans bought the cd. So it seems they had their vote in that way. I don't like their music and have none of their records,cd,s,albums etc: