Southerngirl

tell us what you've always wanted and why. For the lucky ones that currently have their dream pet, tell us about it. Pics Welcomed

aww I always wanted another ST Bernanrd. Dad had one when I was little and they say he was a great dog but I really don't remember him, although there is a pic somewhere of me riding him like he was a pony.

say he had a limited vocabulary?? was he a Marine?? They are the only ones i know with a mouth that bad............

the garder snake one is funny!!! but now you needed a spanking for the second one. Don't play with poisonus snakes!

It depends on what I'm doing with it. Steak or hamburger I like Beef, I gotta have some fat But I for jerky or canned meat I like deer

When I went to Hershey PA, they served Coca~cola with a pump of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup in it It's good once a year or so, just watch it, it will foam up

munsterlander?? what the heck is that?

I knew I liked you for some reason

Not me, but I know some that have. It's not a risky operation or anything.

I know someone I'd like to meet but I'll keep to myself..........

I think you need a spanking for that one!!

I ain't 30 yet either, but I still iked it

Years ago I went with my Uncle for one of his treatments in case I needed to drive him home. I was sitting out in the waiting room with 2 parents and a little girl, I'm talking 5 or 6 years old. I never really thought about it, I assumed it was one of the parents getting treatments, till they called the little girl back It's so hard for us to think about a small child going thru something like that but from what I have saw the song is dead on, Kids take it better than we do. They can hold their head high and go on with life like it's nothing most times, and we are the ones crying for them

oh my, where to begin....... The best one I've had a hand in lately was this fall down at the garden. Dad always plants a HUGE garden and shares with the family / friends. He had a bunch of friends down there picking greenbeans and he handed one of them a pepper and told her to try it, as she would like it, it was a sweet banana pepper of course Angie ~No way Burton, I know you, it's hot Dad ~ no it ain't try it, it's sweet Angie~ you think I'm that stupid?? Dad~ Fine hand it back I'll try it first Angie~ You like to eat hot stuff!! me~ I'll try it then, give it here. ~~I take a bite of pepper~~ Angie~ ~~watching me carefully~~ Did you swallow that? Open up now ofcourse I ate the pepper and kept a straight face the whole time, then handed the pepper back to Angie who has finally decided that it is indeed a sweet pepper and takes a big bite of it well I can't say what Angie said cause this is a family forum, but me and Dad got chased around the garden while being called some nasty names ............... So now when ever I see Angie I ask her if she wants a sweet banana pepper

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious rantings about how hard things were when they were growing up... what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways.. YADDA, YADDA, YADDA And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU'VE GOT IT! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the library and look it up ourselves, IN THE CARD CATALOG!! There was NO email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ... WITH A PEN Then you had to walk all the way across the street And put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there! There were NO MP3's & NO Napsters! You wanted to steal music, You had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio And the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up! We DIDN'T have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called They got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, Your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games With high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids' and the graphics sucked! Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens; It was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting Harder and harder and faster and faster Until you died! Just like LIFE! When you went to the movie theater There no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old lady with a hat sat in front of you, and you couldn't see, YOU WERE JUST OUT OF LUCK! Sure, we had cable television, But back then that was only like 15 channels And there was no on-screen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide To find out what was on! You were out of luck, when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your butt and walk over to the TV To change the channel and There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING We HAD to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons! AND We DIDN'T have microwaves, If we wanted to heat something up We had to use the stove. IMAGINE THAT! If we wanted popcorn, We had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever LIKE AN IDIOT! You KIDS WOULD NEVER have lasted five minutes back in 1980's! Regards, The over 30 Crowd