92xj Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 "You know it's going to be a bad day when your stomach sounds like a pot of boiling water" "I wonder what those sunflower seeds are going to feel like since I swallowed them" "I get hot flashes, I sit here and will be perfectly fine, then 2 seconds later I am sweating and my back is soaking wet." "I'm on a diet, and it is going to work.......Sorry I didnt offer you a piece of chicken, I didnt have enough." ( it was an entire chicken he deep fried whole last night! "What is this thing in my key board.............oh, a jelly bean" I love being around people that make me feel better about myself, it's like walking into a Walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Wheres the fist pounding smiley you use ben? I need one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The_Kat Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 My best ever was " Can I go to the bathroom?" from a 54 year old guy I was working with. He was my assistant. I was like...really??? LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Thats why I like talking to you, will, and corey Benny boy lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 My best ever was " Can I go to the bathroom?" from a 54 year old guy I was working with. He was my assistant. I was like...really??? LOL. Well????? did you let him go? The suspense is killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Thats why I like talking to you, will, and corey Benny boy lmao So you like talking to dudes, huh? Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 So you like talking to dudes, huh? Weirdo. Nope! just people that make me feel better about myself, like walking into walmart, only I only have to log on here and talk with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I'm pretty sure that you said you liked talking to dudes. It's ok Mike, you can come out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I'm pretty sure that you said you liked talking to dudes. It's ok Mike, you can come out now. I don't believe that was ever implied, must just be wishful thinking on your part...... sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I don't believe that was ever implied, must just be wishful thinking on your part...... sicko. Thats why I like talking to you, will, and corey Benny boy lmao Hmmm.......looks like it to me. The 3 underlined names are dudes and you clearly said you liked talking to them. Give it up Mike, running from your feelings will only get harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Seriously, a jelly bean, a freakin jelly bean! How do you not notice a jelly bean on your keybody for days or even weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Seriously, a jelly bean, a freakin jelly bean! How do you not notice a jelly bean on your keybody for days or even weeks? I don't have a keybody so I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Hmmm.......looks like it to me. The 3 underlined names are dudes and you clearly said you liked talking to them. Give it up Mike, running from your feelings will only get harder. You done? Your humor button is not working today. Mike, I enjoy talking to you as well. Your stories make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Well????? did you let him go? The suspense is killing me. No I made him hold it and he wet his depends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bug House Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Seriously, a jelly bean, a freakin jelly bean! How do you not notice a jelly bean on your keybody for days or even weeks? Colorblind? Macular Degeneration? Or maybe he sleeps at his desk all day! :sleep1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 You done? Your humor button is not working today. Mike, I enjoy talking to you as well. Your stories make me laugh. Who said I was trying to be humorous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 You done? Your humor button is not working today. Mike, I enjoy talking to you as well. Your stories make me laugh. Who said I was trying to be humorous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebohio Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 always nice to have someone at work that makes you look like a genius. unfortunately most of the stupid comments made at my job come from my boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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