92xj Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "In Oklahoma, you don't marry for love, you marry for safety in case of tornados. 'Baby, there's a tornado, get on top of me' " From CMTs 20 Greatest Redneck moments I heard this 2 seconds ago and cant stop laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 :yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledrop Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 grab a six pack and a lawn chair theres a tordado coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Oh Dear...Did I break wind"? ....pretty much anything from "Aunt Bethany":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "You'll shoot your eye out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 One of my favorite TV sitcoms of all time is King of Queens. Tons of great one-liners. Here is one of my favorites from Jerry Stiller, "I'll give you fine, but I draw the line at dandy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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