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I can not believe today. I was lucky enough to get ask to day shift to replace a guy who is moving on to another company. So I am with him this week to learn the machines (Not much time for 3 of them but oh well). Well it seems everything I say (and do) I am completely wrong. There are matters I know are fact but still I am wrong. Even what my son is planning on doing for a career is not possible.:nono::no: (Yes it is and is factual).

I wisely say nothing since this is the only week I have to deal with him and I do need him to stick around long enough for me to get a clue.

You ever meet someone like this?

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Ya I had more than one, they were worse than the guy you talk about, and I had more weeks with them :D

Hehe

Seriously though my first inspection boss was one of those. He told me his words were Gods word. I ended up busting his mouth after he cussed me out one too many times.

Good luck Fred!

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Ya I had more than one, they were worse than the guy you talk about, and I had more weeks with them :D

Hehe

Seriously though my first inspection boss was one of those. He told me his words were Gods word. I ended up busting his mouth after he cussed me out one too many times.

Good luck Fred!

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Had a guy in boot camp like that. We used to cook up incredible stories just to see if he could top them. He always did, lol. :D

That's funny you mention that. There was a guy who used to work here (was actually one of my bosses) that done the same thing. Me and another guy made up a story about a double headed Mitsubishi weedeater (which obviously does not exist)..........come to find out the dude had a friend that owned one! When he was in the Army he drove a duece truck out the back of a cargo plane at 35K feet and parachuted that sucker to the ground and was in 3rd gear when they hit and drove off. He also worked for a company that NASA contracted out to change the light bulbs on the launch towers. He was fired from that job though........said he was caught shooting deer from the tower. I always wondered why nobody liked him..... :confused: ......those stories are believable!!!..................NOT.

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That's funny you mention that. There was a guy who used to work here (was actually one of my bosses) that done the same thing. Me and another guy made up a story about a double headed Mitsubishi weedeater (which obviously does not exist)..........come to find out the dude had a friend that owned one! When he was in the Army he drove a duece truck out the back of a cargo plane at 35K feet and parachuted that sucker to the ground and was in 3rd gear when they hit and drove off. He also worked for a company that NASA contracted out to change the light bulbs on the launch towers. He was fired from that job though........said he was caught shooting deer from the tower. I always wondered why nobody liked him..... :confused: ......those stories are believable!!!..................NOT.

Best one I recall from this dude was that, apparently, it gets so cold in Wisconsin the birch trees literally blow up! :rolleyes:

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