Steve's from Wyoming :)))

[buckee]

Keep Laughing!

Jeff Foxworthy on Wyoming:

I think he must have consulted Steve Beilgard ..LOL

If

'Vacation' to you means going shopping for the weekend in Casper or Cheyenne

(while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn)

You might live in Wyoming

If

Parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,

You might live in Wyoming

If

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and

sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,

You might live in Wyoming

If

You're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses

the coldest spot in the nation,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy',

You might live in Wyoming

If

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work

there,

You might live in Wyoming ..

If

Your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his

forehead,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

Your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You know how to correctly pronounce Dubois, Kemmerer, and

Fontenelle.

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You measure distance in hours,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

Your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C'in the same day and back again,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without

flinching,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both

unlocked,

You might live in Wyoming

If

The largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball

game,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use

them,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given

time,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

There are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening of Deer

Season,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with

snow,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road

construction,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You can identify a southern or eastern accent,

You might live in Wyoming ..

If

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your

cottonwood,

You might be from Wyoming .

If

A brat is something you eat,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

Finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the

ignition,

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You find 0 degrees 'a little warm,'

You might live in Wyoming .

If

You actually understand these observations, and you forward them to all your Wyoming

friends,

You ARE from Wyoming .

[Shaun_300]

LOL those are good. Could put Ontario in there too and it'd fit the bill as well.

[dlriggins]

freaking hilarious

[stevebeilgard]

yep. i'm here. and those are good.