Ohiobucks Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Might have seen this one here before..... still funny. A blond teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch", he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the Conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes." Later that day, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes", the blond replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way", the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 LMBO! Never saw that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 LOL--Good one Tommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chester Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 :boo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 LOL. Never heard that one before either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I saw it coming....actually saw it in an email a couple of weeks ago Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 hahahahahahahahaha , first time that I've heard that one LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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