Ohiobucks Posted April 15, 2011 Report Share Posted April 15, 2011 The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We' re sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper... "Tell me, please! Did you find her?!!?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay .." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "Well, what's the good news?” The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had (12) twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel that you are entitled to a share in the catch." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 LMAO! But...........that would never happen in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleA Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 That's just wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Now that is really funny! I may have to put that one on Facebook. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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