hammerforged Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to he**. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies,.......... "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to he**,so it's a local call. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Lmbo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Ha ha that is excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 :D that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk..... Good one Ross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 LOL!!! That is good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMSD5 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 lol that was good...lol keep um coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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