Dawg Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio , Texas leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and clicked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever french kissed a mule?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdhunter39 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I have been through El Indio, think that saloon is gone, along with just about everything else in town. It was the short cut to the casino at Eagle Pass. Wish it would of been gone too. By the way, don't mess with the old timers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 lol--that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 He should have saved the last shot for himself! :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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