AdvantageTimberLou Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said,"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in Church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time had to pull him by the ears to make him come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMAO Guess I am a little slow this morning...had to read it twice before I got it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LOL Pretty good!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasksheds Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke Wooo EEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke lol .....thats a funny one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMAO! that is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke That's funny! LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LOL! omg, lmao! that gave me a good hard laugh that i realllllly needed! LOL! niiiice buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonhunter Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMBO... That was a knee slapper right there now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil hunter Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMBO, thats one of the best jokes i've ever heard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdanmagic Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: Friday joke I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Friday joke Uh Oh: I think I see a moderators finger on the DELETE button. .....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest buckifan21 Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Friday joke haha. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Friday joke lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Friday joke That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: Friday joke LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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