carbonhunter Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date:__________________________ Time of departure:_____________________________ Time of return (NOT to exceed):______________________________ Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units): Beer__________________Wine____________________ Liquor_____________ Total:____________________________________________ ___________ Locations to be visited: (1)_______________________________________________ _ (2)_______________________________________________ _ Females with whom conversation is permitted: (1)_______________________________________________ __ IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: BY: Request is: APPROVED / DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. ?…………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission is hereby granted for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: ______________ Date: ___________ Time of departure: __________ Time of return:_________ Signed - Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife: BY:__________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen The KITCHENPASS, man I ain't used one of them in a long time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen I'm going to need a few of them buggars come spring break time Aaron. Thanks pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen I need a female version of this....big girl's night out tomorrow and I don't know if I am going to make it without a lot of lip from my other half! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen Maybe if I made my last boyfriend fill that out it would of lasted...lol That's pretty darn funny! Well he couldn't stand me talking about hunting or being gone all the time while hunting-So his loss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen OK...I admit I was right there with the whole deal until this clause: I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert Aint no *amn way baby..not now...not ever!!! and Rod Stewart is a close second on the Puke List-->MERod Stewart<-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen print...................print......................print......................print LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen Printed a couple out but still don't think it will fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leo Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen Shortly after my wife and I got married. We had a fight about, "One night a week out with the girls." She told me I couldn't do that anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuntingInMaine Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Re: I just printed a Dozen [ QUOTE ] Shortly after my wife and I got married. We had a fight about, "One night a week out with the girls." She told me I couldn't do that anymore! [/ QUOTE ] LMAO I can't imagine why she would have a problem with that! Some women.....hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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