carbonhunter Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 When you plan your vacation a year ahead of time to coincide with the Migration. when Your bed sheets and comforter are in camo. when people use the saying "**** or high water" you really understand You paint a perfectly good looking boat Camo You go out with friends and they find shotgun shells between the seat of your car When your answering machince says "sorry I'm not here, I'm duck hunting" When you have a bumper sticker that says" I'm not Drunk, I'm practicing Calling" When you warn people not to get into waterfowling because "You go once, you can kiss your paycheck goodbye" you get extremely emotional if ponds and swamps freeze up or thaw out. -When there are 3 boats in the garage, and 2 new vehicles sitting in the elements. You can play "Iron man" on your calls. when everyone is rushing to higher ground during the big flood and your out in it hunting,loving it. During the flood you respond to numerous rescues with your duck boat. When my neighbors and I communicate with duck,goose calls from our porches. ( the local hounds are a big fan of this also) When you can put Woodies, Red Heads, Big cans, and Nice honkers in the same sentence without getting snubbed by the locals You actually enjoy testing the limits of hypothermia Your favorite color is "CAMO" You know what shooting a three and a half incher is, without laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if Those are awesome!!! Here's a couple of my own! You get questioned by College Security about "drug paraphernalia" on your front seat, when really it is just your laynard for practicing on the way to school. (I had to prove to him that they made noise) People look at you as if you are smoking drugs in the car when practicing. You practice on a still night, to hear the realistic echo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if [ QUOTE ] You actually enjoy testing the limits of hypothermia Your favorite color is "CAMO" You know what shooting a three and a half incher is, without laughing. [/ QUOTE ] these 3 fit me I best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayman Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if If someone yells DUCK!, you instinctively look to the sky and throw your arms up as though mounting a shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if Nice Aaron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaHunter Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if LOL man thats pretty funny i had too steal a few and put them in my profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonhunter Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if Ya I'm shure Darron will see some that look familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coles Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Re: You might be a duck hunter if when you and your buddy are out fishing on the lake and when ducks and geese fly over you get on the floor of the boat, pretend to call and jump up and yell take em and your not just goofing around.(happended today). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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