Muff Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks on Friday. Damn, this is a great country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 hahaha , sounds about right LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Good one Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 that would be funny if it wasn't true. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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