Ohiobucks Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago." "Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe. "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall". :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Yes sir... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted September 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 This one would have been funnier John: But not as funny as the original joke... You know you guys laughed out loud.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 Yeah, you did get a chuckle out of me, but partly because I was thinking of that turtle I had to straddle yesterday with the corolla. I swear I thought I could clear it, but that car is merciless when it comes to hammering short critters. Drove him like a hockey puck after I passed over him, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 22, 2011 Report Share Posted September 22, 2011 *Bada boom, psssss* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Gotta go with Jeramie on this one, Tom...lol And John, I can't get the image of your "turtle puck" out of my head. Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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