The_Kat Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Blind CashierA woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor."Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." She paid it and left without saying a word..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Noo women don't do that! lol Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted November 9, 2011 Report Share Posted November 9, 2011 Noo women don't do that! lol Nice. Yes we do....just ask Steve about Christina in Wyoming, oh and ask Mike about her in Alaska...lol She's gonna kill me...:toot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fladawg Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Yes they do...For a Looong time i did'nt think they did...Took my wife bout 10 year's...Thought for a long time what she did with it,she's gonna Blow Up....Ha!....That was a GooD'un Kat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer slayer Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 hahaha that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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