I Tried, but Failed


stevebeilgard

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i was walking along the rio grande in south texas today when i saw a muslim swimming across, loaded down with too much weight with the bombs and all. with him was an illegal mexican loaded down with illegal drugs. both were thrashing around, trying not to drown.

being a good semaritan, i notified the county sheriff's department AND the border patroll. i came back in a couple hours and both were in the river, both drowned.

i think i wasted 2 stamps....:2guns:

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