Jeramie Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ... Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate." Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck." :jaw: :gunsmilie: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 :2guns:LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Ahhh yes! Lol!!! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 yep, a good one. close to true, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dartonman Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 I work in Rockford Illinois.....and its now worse then Detroit.....I leave my courthouse at 505pm most of the time, and the zombie crack heads are already wandering about.....true shame what our society has become...did I mention I live in Illinois....yep, the ONLY state in the union that does not have concealed carry laws in place........al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 lol nice. that's why country boys like me work in the city and live in the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 lol nice. that's why country boys like me work in the city and live in the country. Same here..... I live 55 miles from my office... and im ok with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer slayer Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 lol, that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pruts Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 Ha ha ha. my sister lived in Detroit for a few years, she'll get a kick out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 That's a good one. I am passing that one on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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