Turkeygirl Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 This may or may not have happened...lol. Nurse: Walks into room holding syringe with medication and a needle. Patient (sees syringe): "I do not like you". Nurse: "Well I'm sorry then but here's your pain medication. It has to be given in a 'large' muscle. You can lay on the bed or stand." :nurse: Patient's Friend: "She doesn't like me either." Nurse: "Well I'm glad I'm not the only one then." Just some Saturday night humor. :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 More Nursing humor: Definition of terms: Urine - opposite of you're out! Cauterize - guy that is goodlooking Barium - what one does when the patient dies Rectum - Damn near killed em Genitals - Non Jewish patients Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Vericose - What patients are in a semi-private room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 Sorry Ruth but I think if a nurse walked into the room to give me a needle in the arse I'd be in about the same humor... :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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