What you DO NOT say to a nurse


Turkeygirl

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This may or may not have happened...lol.

Nurse: Walks into room holding syringe with medication and a needle.

Patient (sees syringe): "I do not like you".

Nurse: "Well I'm sorry then but here's your pain medication. It has to be given in a 'large' muscle. You can lay on the bed or stand." :nurse:

Patient's Friend: "She doesn't like me either."

Nurse: "Well I'm glad I'm not the only one then."

Just some Saturday night humor. :wacko::rolleyes::p

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More Nursing humor:

Definition of terms:

Urine - opposite of you're out!

Cauterize - guy that is goodlooking

Barium - what one does when the patient dies

Rectum - Damn near killed em

Genitals - Non Jewish patients

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

Vericose - What patients are in a semi-private room

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