Strut10 Posted January 15, 2012 Report Share Posted January 15, 2012 A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting licenses and archery equipment instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS??" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, and hunting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hoosierbuck Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Loving :clap:this one! HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 LOL! Too funny! :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Very Good...many true things are said jokingly;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesse8953 Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer slayer Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 HAHAHA! that was great buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 hahahaha .......... awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Loving :clap:this one! HB me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Hunter Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 LMAO!! My gut hurts!! My wife is not laughing!! I am laughing harder!! OHH it hurts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiteRunner Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Gotta share this one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetomiss Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 i like that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pruts Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 LMAO!! My gut hurts!! My wife is not laughing!! I am laughing harder!! OHH it hurts!! LOL. My wife does not seem impressed either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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