ordering wine in a hillbilly bar


stevebeilgard

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a man goes into a bar in southern missouri, and orders a glass of white wine. the bartenders eyes roll a bit, and eyebrows along the bar raise. "where you from, boy?", asks the bartender.

I"m from canada, he says.

whatcha do up there, says the barkeep

i'm a taxidermist, says the canuk.

so, you drive a taxi or sumtin? says the bartender

no, i mount animals, says the canadian

Oh, it's o.k, boys, the bartender says to the rest of the bar. he's one of us.

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