What are your sayings?


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Whenever I hear a song that either has a lyrics or tune that is so repetative and rediculous that it sounds like the person who wrote it has the IQ of a prairie oyster, my favorite sarcastic saying is:

- "Man! They must have stayed up all night writing that one!"

Or when I see a vehicle that is homelier than a hedgehog (and there are lot of them, both in designs of new buggies and in rides that supposedly have been TRICKED (???) out), I usually comment:

- "Lord luv a duck! That is one ugly vehicle! What a waste of good money!"

My kids can usually pre-anticipate my responses in both of those situations.

And when I experience a miss with my bow, whether at game or at a target, I rarely provide a lengthy excuse. Rather I merely indicate that, "I just experienced a number 29 (or whatever #)" drawing from the Bowhunters' List of Most Commonly Used Excuses! Saves a lot of time!

TBow

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I have several.

1. Everytime my kids start complaining or whinning... "There's no crying in baseball" Took that from Tom Hanks.

2. In the morning when my kids are taking too long getting ready for school I'll sing... "All right now, you all got your... hair combed back, and your teeth brushed, and your shoes on, and your HAIR COMBED BACK?"

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Awe sheesh...I have a few.

Whenever someone complains about being in charge, the boss or foreman.

" Heavy is the head that wears the crown"

When people who wear glasses can't find what I asked them to get.

" whats a matter? Didn't your glasses come with instructions?"

When I take the boys out to eat...they ALWAYS anticipate this one.

" its cheaper to clothe you than feed ya"

" He eats like a garbage pail...you step on his foot and his mouth opens"

Just to name a few:)

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Here is one that my mom used and now that I'm older it has become a favorite of mine: "It's a great life if you don't weaken", and if asked how I'm doing, "another day in paradise", or perhaps it might be, "living the dream". One thing about sayings, often they are misconstrued so you have to careful about your audience.

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One my grandma taught me: "I wish I was half as smart as you thought you were."

And one that ticks my little girl off but she tends to say "Daddy, you know what?" all the time, so I've gotten to where I quickly reply "Yep, I met him in Walmart the other day!"

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And one that ticks my little girl off but she tends to say "Daddy, you know what?" all the time, so I've gotten to where I quickly reply "Yep, I met him in Walmart the other day!"

Give her this one next time:

"Daddy, you know what?"

Say "Yep, his name's on a light bulb..." :D

I've got a few. One of my favorites when my students whine about work, they always ask me "Do we have to do this?" My standard answer is "Nope, zeros are easy to grade.." and "You only have to do one thing in life, you just have to be willing to pay the consequences if you don't do what you're supposed to do."

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if someone asks me a if they can or should do something that really doesn't need to be asked, i say "whatever floats your boat".

also with this it's fun to pull off the tri-fecta if they ask similar questions more than three times. you give them answers of "sure", "fine", and "whatever".

also some will tack on the words "ya know" after every statement they make. then i reply "yes i did! i'm glad you understand that i know everything."

when the other half says she wants something from me or for me to do something, i reply "how does it feel to want?"

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