Muff Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 lol that is halarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 nice lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 So he has a new nickname then...CheffBoyR32G..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailfreak55 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Lol real funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer slayer Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 hahahaha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OKstate Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 hahahaha thats funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 Mama mia... da's a spicy meataball!!!!:boo: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 1, 2012 Report Share Posted May 1, 2012 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cole14bowhunting Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Spaghetti Hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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