Muff Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shoe salesmen, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The salesman replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the salesman was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The salesman watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...... Sonofa*****!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesse8953 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 That made my day!good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn8157 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Always good to start the morning with a laugh, good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Another goodie from Mighty Joe Muff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 LOL! Good one Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 hahahahahahahaha .........that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETMGROW Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'll show this to my blonde daughter. Promise me you will never reveal your true idenity. LOL Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy778 Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 LOL awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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