LETMGROW Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink, when a large, trouble- making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. " Well, whatcha gonna do 'bout it? he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. " Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." " This is the worst day of my life, I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardner and then my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. I buy a drink; I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then, some A..hole shows up and drinks the whole thing!" But enough about me, how's your day going? Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 lol that is too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailfreak55 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Lol that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 A Bad Day.... Lol that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 Good one Lynn! Good luck this fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Nice one Lynn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 now that i lke real well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
country gal Posted October 5, 2012 Report Share Posted October 5, 2012 A Bad Day.... ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy778 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Awesome lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spage90 Posted October 6, 2012 Report Share Posted October 6, 2012 Thats funny right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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