LETMGROW Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 A woman stopped by unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the room was filled with the aroma of perfume. What are you doing? the woman asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work", the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked", the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress", the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you are naked!" "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. " It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. Whats for dinner?" He never heard the gunshot! Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen_Brockman Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Hahaha!!! Thanks for brightening my day with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitetailfreak55 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Lol hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 funny. choose your words carefully. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 YES! Good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaitlinMccart Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Lol thats good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 The Love Dress.... Lol that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter42 Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Funny stuff right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 LOL Good one Lynn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Good one Lynn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddfast Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 The Love Dress.... That's a keeper. Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
country gal Posted November 11, 2012 Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 The Love Dress.... Too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deer slayer Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 haha awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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