Ravin R10 man Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. ]When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now aseasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stopany time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned onme. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'dnever met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put itdown. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play onwords . They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra . PMS jokes aren't funny, period. Why were the Indians here first? They hadreservations. Taking a Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no popquiz. The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery. ]I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her jobbecause she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back fourseconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hitme! Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? Athesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police havenothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Velcro - what a rip off! Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner? Oh deer! Earthquake in Washingtonobviously government's fault. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Edited January 18, 2013 by Mathews XT Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ravin R10 man Posted January 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Yup....did that bust yer bubble there bug???....some pretty good ones ey?..lol Edited January 18, 2013 by Mathews XT Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Pretty funny stuff man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bug House Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 My kids are cracking up at the clock joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 it's good to have a simple mind. i found myself laughing at most of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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