Ravin R10 man Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Best blond joke you'll ever read! Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.' The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word. Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.' The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word'comfortable?' The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read it very slowly... 'com-for-da-bul.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Haha thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
country gal Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 BLONDE jOKE ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 That is an old one Martin, still pretty funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OKstate Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Thats pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Lol that's pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 haha thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETMGROW Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 I'll send this over to my blonde daughter. I will not repeat her words! LOL Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 25, 2013 Report Share Posted March 25, 2013 heard it before, but it's still good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaitlinMccart Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Haha i'm for sure using that sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 nice! lol maybe i should tell my wife that one.... maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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