Muff Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. BM, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," BM also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole BM here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, BM gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the **** are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 Ha! That's funny right there lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smha6784 Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 The Last Kiss That's good stuff hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WStreblo Posted August 30, 2013 Report Share Posted August 30, 2013 The Last Kiss I would have pushed "it" over the rail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Thats too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted September 2, 2013 Report Share Posted September 2, 2013 The Last Kiss Hahahaha that was funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Bwaaaaa!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 Good one Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETMGROW Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 After that I would have jumped with her, him, it or whatever. YUK! Lynn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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