birdhunter39 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I found this in another forum that i belong to I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.... "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!" "Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Good one, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 :clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I had to share that one with the wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 That is pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 LOL. Pretty sure I have seen that one before, a good while back, still a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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