a fixed fight joke


birdhunter39

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this is another one of not one of my jokes , jokes

Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights

being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective

Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.

Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his

Commander the next morning.

"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin," he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de

Mafia from N'awlins."

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out

in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person.

And I knowed immedjiately dat dem Aggies was involved when a duck was

entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sum

body bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see....." sighed the Commander. "And how did you figure the

Mafia was involved?"

"De duck won."

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