birdhunter39 Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 In school one day, our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 That's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 LOL.. Good One! Man, we should know each other... I spent a lot of time in the Principals office too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 LOL .......... funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowhunter97 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Now that's funny, funny I say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bug House Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 LOL! Good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bug House Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Ranger - My favorite Foghorn Leghorn joke: (In his voice of course) "She's a nice girl, but reminds me of the highway between Dallas and Ft. Worth ........ NO CURVES!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Ranger - My favorite Foghorn Leghorn joke: (In his voice of course) "She's a nice girl, but reminds me of the highway between Dallas and Ft. Worth ........ NO CURVES!!!" Coffee all over my monitor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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