Great Joke,


jbeck

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A man walked up to the pearly gates, St. Peter asked him if he had ever done anything of great merit, an act of kindness for a stranger?

The man replied I can think of one, there was a biker gang bothering a girl and I told them to stop. When they didn't I walked up the the biggest most tattooed one of the bunch, kicked him off his bike, punched him in the face, and ripped his nose ring out and threw it on the ground. I then turned to the gang and yelled " ANY BODY ELSE THAT WANT'S SOME OF THIS JUST BRING IT."

St. Peter was impressed and said that was very brave, when did this happen?

A couple of minutes ago.

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