8 reasons I hate Jeff Gordon


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Got these off a shirt I plan on wearing to the race at Talladega on 1 may.

8. He whines every time he loses.

7. he talks like a girl

6. He looks like a girl

5. He is to darn lucky.

4 his car looks like a gay pride parade float

3. He ain't from the south

2 he hugs his pit crew a little TO much.

1. He ain't #8!!!!!

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7. he talks like a girl

6. He looks like a girl

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Apparantly, Jason has something against girls??

Is there something you're not telling us Jason??

Are there secrets in your closet.... grin.gifgrin.gif

Just joshing.... grin.gif

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Um...okay.

1. He didnt whine this weekend. Therefore your number 1 is wrong.

2. How does he talk like a girl.

3. He surely doesnt look like a girl.

4. So he has 70 Lucky wins then right?? Not a chance.

5. His old car looked like gay pride. His new one doesnt. Most of the time, his cars paint jobs are sweet.

6. I guess im blind, but when other drivers win, they hug their pit crew as well. He doesnt hug his team when he loses. Of course with 70 wins...I guess he does give his crew lots of hugs, since hes winning alot.

7. Nope, he aint Dale Jr. Thats definetly for sure.

There Gator, I had to say something about it. Sorry Bud. grin.gifgrin.gif

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Um...okay.

1. He didnt whine this weekend. Therefore your number 1 is wrong.

2. How does he talk like a girl.

3. He surely doesnt look like a girl.

4. So he has 70 Lucky wins then right?? Not a chance.

5. His old car looked like gay pride. His new one doesnt. Most of the time, his cars paint jobs are sweet.

6. I guess im blind, but when other drivers win, they hug their pit crew as well. He doesnt hug his team when he loses. Of course with 70 wins...I guess he does give his crew lots of hugs, since hes winning alot.

7. Nope, he aint Dale Jr. Thats definetly for sure.

There Gator, I had to say something about it. Sorry Bud. grin.gifgrin.gif

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I AGREE grin.gif

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I can't wait till Bristol to see Rusty put Jeff in the wall just one last time! grin.gif Paybacks!

Eric

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If I remember right it was Jeff that gave the bump and run and won that race.... grin.gifgrin.giftongue.gif

And looks like Jason stepped in it again..... grin.gifgrin.gif.......add em' up Jason no matter how you slice and dice it man right now according to the numbers Jeff is the best of the best on the track when it comes to active drivers....

So like him or not I would burn that T-Shirt and give in to the winning team... grin.gifgrin.giftongue.gifwink.gif

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Um...okay.

1. He didnt whine this weekend. Therefore your number 1 is wrong.

2. How does he talk like a girl.

3. He surely doesnt look like a girl.

4. So he has 70 Lucky wins then right?? Not a chance.

5. His old car looked like gay pride. His new one doesnt. Most of the time, his cars paint jobs are sweet.

6. I guess im blind, but when other drivers win, they hug their pit crew as well. He doesnt hug his team when he loses. Of course with 70 wins...I guess he does give his crew lots of hugs, since hes winning alot.

7. Nope, he aint Dale Jr. Thats definetly for sure.

There Gator, I had to say something about it. Sorry Bud. grin.gifgrin.gif

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I agree, he's good, hands down. And he's a lot better than the #8 car. And I doubt the Jr will ever be as good as Gordon. As anyone seen the pattern, all the people who boo him is #8 Fans.

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Um...okay.

1. He didnt whine this weekend. Therefore your number 1 is wrong.

2. How does he talk like a girl.

3. He surely doesnt look like a girl.

4. So he has 70 Lucky wins then right?? Not a chance.

5. His old car looked like gay pride. His new one doesnt. Most of the time, his cars paint jobs are sweet.

6. I guess im blind, but when other drivers win, they hug their pit crew as well. He doesnt hug his team when he loses. Of course with 70 wins...I guess he does give his crew lots of hugs, since hes winning alot.

7. Nope, he aint Dale Jr. Thats definetly for sure.

There Gator, I had to say something about it. Sorry Bud. grin.gifgrin.gif

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yeah what he said!!

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If I remember right it was Jeff that gave the bump and run and won that race.... grin.gifgrin.giftongue.gif

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You are correct... that's what the paybacks are for but it was fun to watch when Rusty put Gordo in the wall at Richmond several years ago and listening to him cry about that. I think Rusty will get him one more time before he hangs up his helmet! He owes Gordon one now!

Eric

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dale jr. and micheal Waltrip did one heck of gay dance on the hood did they not?? Heck they even stopped in the infield to do it!! Talk about flagrant effections!!LOL

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The first race at Daytona after Dale Sr lost his life, and his cars finished 1, 2. I think that is possibly the most emotional race I've ever seen.

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I really don't think Gordon is too worried about Rusty even being close enough to be able to put him in the wall.....and even if Rusty does get close enough do you really think Rusty is idiot enough to be that flagrent and petty to try it....??? If he is I wouldn't call him much of a driver or much of a sportsman....

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If it's for the win at Bristol, Martinsville, or Richmond... absolutely. Gordon got a thrill out of lifting Newmans rear end off the ground last race. Gordon's been getting pretty aggressive lately so he's due to see the spin cycle!

Eric

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If I was watching the same race as you I think Ryan deserved that shot from Gordon, for it was Ryan that cost Gordon alot of spots because he was upset that Gordon got by him....and I think it's about time Gordon starts dishing out what he's been recieving on the track since NASCAR deems it as racing....and if two cars are going at it for the win I say may the best driver win..... smile.gif

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One thing I never understood, Jeff Gordon, for years, and now Jimmy Johnson included couldn't buy drafting help at Daytona or Talladega since forever, cause nobody wants to run with them because they are so good. What I can't figure out is why Junior or Waltrip don't get the same treatment. All the drivers complain about how DEI had some type of advantage at the plate tracks, but they had no problem lining up right behind them. I just can't figure out why other drivers would leave Jeff or Jimmy out to dry so often when they could go to the front just as easily with them.

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That's easy to figure out Sluggo. They probably don't like them. I can easily see that as a reason for Johnson as he has called a lot of drivers idiots etc. in his many whining rants. Seems his personality doesn't fit in as "one of the guys". He sounds like a NASCAR puppet in a lot of his interviews.

I don't see the same thing with Gordon. He seems to have a lot of respect from the other drivers and I've seen plenty line up behind him to help. Besides Junior, ther isn't anyone else better at plate tracks than Jeff.

As far as Junior getting help, of course they are going to help him if they want to get up front. That's where he ends up most of the time, with help or without it. And of course, they like him!

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