Ravin R10 man Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Sounds about right. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I expect an interesting response from Lewis :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 yep. about like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted February 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I expect an interesting response from Lewis :clown: :fish: was posted with Lewis in mind..as the deck hand of course...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Pretty good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Andrews Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Ha ha! Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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