Ravin R10 man Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 A GIRL POTATO AND A BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, and finally they got married and had a little sweet Potato, which they Called ‘Yam’. OF COURSE THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM. WHEN IT WAS TIME, THEY TOLD HER ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, AND GET A BAD NAME FOR HERSELF LIKE 'HOT POTATO,' AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS. YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER! BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A COUCH POTATO EITHER. SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING COUSINS. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES. AND when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high-class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say 'Frito Lay.' Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P. U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was Going to marry Tom Brokaw. TOM BROKAW! Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just... Are you ready for this? OK! Here it is! * * * A COMMONTATER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavindodd Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VermontHunter Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 LOL ... I think Martin is bored ... :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted February 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 well Luke, lets just say I dun ran out of Egg Nog!! And it was too cold to want to go to work outside...but I did anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 pretty good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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