Muff Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba†floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 LOL that's good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 It is after all a Ford..prob did not get too far...lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 LOL good stuff right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 14, 2015 Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 LOL! That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted August 16, 2015 Report Share Posted August 16, 2015 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 yep. life has it's priorities. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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