im your huckleberry Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 3 cowboys were sitting around the campfire one night. One cowboy was from Alberta, one from Saskatchewan and one from Manitoba. The tales were getting taller and wilder when the question of who was the toughest cowboy arose. The Manitoba cowboy expounded that he was the toughest cowboy because one day while branding calves he had slipped and pushed the branding iron against his own thigh causing immediate 3rd degree burns! He poured some whiskey from his flask over the wound, dressed it with his tattered old saddle blanket and kept on branding! The Alberta cowboy was next. He said "that's nothin! A snake bit me on my arm, I cut an X over each fang mark, sucked out the poison and spit it on the ground! Tore my sleeve off for a bandage and kept right on workin!" All eyes turned to the Saskatchewan cowboy.... He didn't say nothin! He just stood there, staring at the fire and stirred the coals with his pecker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 think you meant "stirred the coals with his Poker" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im your huckleberry Posted March 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 My mistake, it came out of a book of cowboy jokes that a friend loaned to me. I apologize for use of those words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Cute one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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