Politically Correct Defined

[Ravin R10 man]

(1)Tokyo, Japan   0800-September 1,1945

 

To: President Harry S Truman

From: General D A MacArthur

 

Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender Documents, any last minute instructions?

 

(2)Washington, D C   1300-September 1, 1945

 

To: D A MacArthur

From: H S TrumanCongratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct! 

 

(3)Tokyo, Japan  1630-September 1, 1945

 

To: H S Truman

From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz

Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does the term politically correct mean? 

 

(4)Washington, D C  2120-September 1, 1945

 

To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz

From: H S Truman

Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!             

 

Now, with special thanks to the Truman Museum and Harry himself, you and I finally have a full understanding of what 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS' really means…..