Yet another Blonde joke


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A blonde was tired of being told she must be dumb because of her hair color so she decided to dye it and move away. While enroute to her new place in another state she passed a farm with sheep everywhere.

The blonde, now brunette, stopped and approached the farmer. "If I guess how many sheep you have, can I have 1?"

The Farmer replied "Sure"

"1535 sheep" stated the blonde

"Amazing, go pick one out" responded the farmer

The blonde/brunette went out and found the cutest one she could and brought it back to the farmer.

The farmer, looking on with a smirk said "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"

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