Ohiobucks Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are intoxicated or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey stuff. #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "Just how big were those two beers?" #3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." and the best one . . . . . #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ... You're right, we don't. .... Sign here, please." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police LOL those are some funny lines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDNKHNTR77 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police lol those r pretty good hopefully i wont be hearing ne of them ne time soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police Those are pretty good Tom. I like #3 the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police Those are GREAT!!! I'll sent them to some cops I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." THATS SOME FUNNY STUFF MAN I'l have to tell the wife I know how we got the toaster oven now....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police I used a couple of those when I was a police officer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police lol...i sent that to my buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police Man those are funny. I would try a couple if I was a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VtBowhunter Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police My favorite to use on the police when they pull me over in my rig.......usually goes something like this. Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "No, sir" Officer: " You were traveling over the speed limit" Me: " Ok" Officer: "What are ya haulin'?" Me: "According to you, I was hauling butt" I usually get let off with a warning for that one, LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police Those were all good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police lol those were good ...and i think ive heard one or two of those...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Top 15 lines used by the police something every cop will be memorizing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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