HarvDog Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... Good one!!!!!!!! Glad I'm not a blonde! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... LMBO!! man thats FUNNY!!! Good one HarvDog!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... hahahha never heard of that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... LOL NICe one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... That's a good one. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... i don't get it. blondie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... LMBO!!!! Thats a good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... ha ha poor fellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Continuing with the Blonde jokes... I have heard that one it is great though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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