HarvDog Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Six retired Texans were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Jack Jones loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Elmer looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. Carl picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet when he breaks the news. "Discreet? Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me." Carl goes over to the Jones apartment and knocks on the door. The wife answers threw the door and asks what he wants? Carl declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a Poker game and is afraid to come home. "Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife. "I'll go tell him." says Carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kooter Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... that is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbonhunter Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LMAO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... godone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... the wife laughs at blond jokes, just to jab me. but she thought this was good, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... That's funny right there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LMBO.. that's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... That's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LMAO....I guess she just saved him the hard words that he regretted to tell her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Being Discreet... LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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