NEVER ENDING STORY THUSFAR CONDENSED

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redbeard 10-Pointer

redbeard

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Like I said, I got turkey on the brain. So I wasted some time and pieced our story together. It's getting pretty wierd. Thusfar, we've shot a tom off a limb but he ain't dead yet and now we're fixed to cut our wifes hair off confused.gif

I can remember it like it was yesterday. Daylight came and a Barred Owl hooted. Stepping on the fresh grass, as I made my way to my favorite hunting spot. I heard a gobble. Wow. Then I heard it again, Then rushing I began to......... Then I heard 2 more. Moved a little closer to them. Then a deer snorted, I quickly loaded my Mosssberg, layed out my deks, and found the biggest oak and got my calls ready. Dang near got snakebit, but thankfully I wasn't hurt. After a few soft clucks, the turkey came running in, he was hot and strutting. With nice spurs and beard well behind the gobbler was another tom with a paintbrush just then another longbeard came in bigger then the first then there was a fight that brought in another longbeard after the fighting was stopped loud clap of thunder came from a distance made me short my britches. It started to rain bad. I regained my composer and focused on the bird and put the bead on and pulled the trigger when nothing happened, i realized I forgot to chamber a round. Right then and there I reached into my vest pocket for a diaphram call to use as I jacked one in the camber. the gobblers Stood there for a second and suddenly out of nowhere Came a yote, runnin' full speed straight towards my decoys made me jump grabbing my chest, I thought I was having a heart attack. Then that darn yote ate breakfast while the gobblers flew into the woods and did take roost right above me. made them all gobble when those wings I ate I made a flydown cackle then that big old gobbler looked around in a daze I slowly raised my gun and heard that sickening sound putt.....putt.....I knew it my orange hat was hung on my decoy's head slowly spinning around to see where the coyote was waiting to ambush turkeys you could never guess what he did.He mounted one and I sat there dumbfounded and it started to rain All my rain gear was in the truck so I... sat there cold and wet starting to shiver a little. the splatt!! turkey dung,landed smack dab on my head I looked up and then down came another one. SPLAT! By gum, I'd had enough I shot at that turkey and dropped him right where he stood. Boy was I...... mad, but he was wedged between two big branches and his big spurs were keeping him from falling, So I put the gun down and climbed the tree and got spurred really badly. Then I slipped and fell grabbed that #&*%#*^# by the Butt, And picked myself up I thought to myself all this ,for a bird but his beard was huge Then all of a sudden he started flappin' his wings he hit me in my face and knocked me over a thorn bush, realizing he was coming back to life I let go,and grabbed a stick instead of my gun. So i ran... but he was running faster so I ran faster, then and threw the stick like it was a boomerang. the stick hit the turkey in the head. so i....took a deep breath and bellowed out an enormous gobble, which I directed right at the tom But it scared it off. And... I sat there, bewildered, and wondered where I left my gun where the decoys were and a tom was breeding my dec! My gun was only a few steps away. so when and there i was, with a lock of my wifes beautiful blond hair, and scissors and she was still asleep

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