bozz Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Pardon the pun but what a bunch of crap....we caught our new neighbor with 2 dogs dumping on our lawn.....for the fourteenth time.....the nerve of some people.....we built a new house in a nice neighborhood....thinking we improved the class of people we live around.....whats up with that.....sorry just venting but really if she had a pooper scooper it wouldn't be so bad because I understand they don't have any sod yet....has anything like this happened to any of you.....what the crap are we suppose to do....any ideas ??? I'm a little p.o. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut_Buster Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Sit on your porch with a big gun Nah.. I feel that you neighbors should keep control over their animals. But you don't wanna wreck it between the neighbors. I'd go over there and voice you concerns. And if they don't get their act together. Threaten with police intervention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! I have heard some people say that "A good dog never does it in his own yard". Sometimes they do it in my front yard. I have chased people down the street who are walking their dog on a leash, and handed them a Wally World bag. They act like they don't know how to use it. I tell them to put their hand in the bag and pick it up, turn the bag inside out, and carry it back home with them. Later I see the bag of poop about a half block down the street thrown in the gutter. Some people do not have enough sense to own a dog. .....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Our neighbors cats poop in our lawn all the time. we just throw it back in there yard! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Listen man, I have dealt with this before. This is a true story cut short...kinda 1st time. I asked polietly for them to keep dog out of my yard (I cleaned it up) 2nd time. I TOLD them to keep dog out of my yard. I cleaned it up 3rd time. I WARNED them to keep dog out of yard and TOLD them they need to clean it up. 4th time. I took poop and put in front of door The guy came over and asked me to step outside. I gladly did and asked what his problem is. He said I must be nuts for doing that. I said, well keep your ******* dog out of my yard then pal. He said he should kick my butt, I said if you feel froggy, leap buddy. He looked at me for a few seconds and said that if I stick dog crap on his porch again, he will kick my butt. I grew angry quick and grabbed the guy and told him if he threatens me again or if I see his dog in my yard again, I will kick his butt and kill his dog. The guy called the cops on me and the cop ended up being a former Marine and after it was all said and done, the guy got warned about the dog and himself. The dog never returned to my yard and the guy ended up committing suicide 6 months later from a break-up with girlfriend. Moral of story....keep your freaking dog out of my yard or your girlfriend might break-up with you and then you might kill yourself. This happened in Oceanside,California while I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bronco_mudder Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! One of my huttin buddies had a problem with his neighbors cats comin and peeing and crapping in his yard, so he bought a live trap, you know the box, mesh type. He caught a cat the first night he put it out, and before releasing it he put a few drops of bottled skunk scent on it. He only had to do that to 2 more cats before people started keeping their cats at home. PROBLEM SOLVED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! I shovel it up and throw it on my neighbors driveway when that happens. The woose has given me the hairy eyeball about it, but thats it. His mutt is about to keal over soon anyways so I just deal with it. It does not happen all that much anyways..Maybe once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tedicast Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Put it in a box, and send it to his house, with a note saying " I believe this belongs to you". That should get the message across!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! LOL @ TSBH all is funny except the suicide part! man thats crazy. the neighbours cats always lay their cable in my yard too i chase the cat out of my yard, and then take the shovel and scoop the poop onto their yard. then theres this dog that lives next to my grandma's tourist resort, always comes on our property on the beach or on the lawn and does his duty. i chase the dog back to his own yard and i take the shovel and throw his poop over onto their property, man, nothing agrivates me more than a pet coming and layin cable on my lawn, or my grandma's dont get me wrong, i LOVE dogs, not so much cats but that really ticks me off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! If you see them let there dog crap on your lawn...right when they are walking away....go out and say "i think you forgetting something"....it always works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! If you were to catch them in the act I would step out the door and say excuse me you forgot something on my lawn. Of course you could always bag it up and deliver it to them with a litle note that says I believe that you forgot this. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! I have a dog and it goes to the bathroom in my yard. Its on a chain when it does its business and it is not allowed to run loose at any time. If your dog comes over to my yard and poops I will bring some over to your house...I have plenty and its fresh...I feed my dog well. I am a very courteous neighbor....I will leave a note and should you come over I'll explain where the Bear goes too if you care to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! a nicer neighborhood doesn't mean a better class of person. crums are crums, rich or poor. just talk with your neighbor first. he knows right from wrong. the dog doesn't. a can of pepper liberally applied to his favorite spot of your lawn will change the dogs tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Bunch of crap eaters running loose around here dropping their turds and much worse all over. Really irritates me. Our dog stays in a pen, and we had no fleas for most of last year, but already have them this year due to the strays and the neighbors dogs running loose. Guess its time to treat to put inscticide out in the yard already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozz Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! The thing I couldn't believe was that she (our neighbor across the street) was standing in our yard watching her dogs dropping cupcakes keep in mind we caught her red-handed intentionally taking her dogs over to our yard to poop.....I just can't imagine doing that to anyone ?!?......like it was ok to do....we knew this was happening for some time......and knew the dog.......you guys have given me some good ideas....thanks,....and your right inconsiderate people can live anywhere.....oh well think I might leave a stinky shovel on her porch at the very least....I love dogs but prefer them on leashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest outdoorgirl Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! MY BROTHERS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS DOG KEPT POOPING ON HIS LAWN....HE TOLD THE NEIGHBOR SEVERAL TIMES ABOUT THEIR DOG CRAPPING ON MY BROTHER'S FRONT LAWN....STILL IT CONTINUED....SO MY BROTHER PICKED UP A SHOVEL AND EVERYTIME IT CRAPPED ON HIS LAWN HE SCOOPED IT UP AND THREW IT OVER THE BACK FENCE INTO HIS NEIGHBOR'S BUILT IN POOL !! FINALLY THEY KEPT THEIR DOG OFF MY BROTHER'S LAWN....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! If she's always with the dog, I'd make a visit and let them know it's not appreciated, or at least clean it up. If she's not with them when the dumping is taking place, a little well placed pellet gun use is in order I think. Just when the culprit is aboooot to dump, CRACK! right in the posterior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! I had the same problem with some former neighbors (they have recently moved), but I would shovel it up and throw it back in their lawn near their pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palssonater Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Ultimate (fantasy) revenge..... Build a potato cannon out of ABS piping. I have seen many, and made the ultimate. I believe the last measurement that we took was just over 1/4mile with a hunk of potato. Anyways, don't use a potato! pack it with a newspaper wad, load those tirds up, prime and fire, right at their car/house/door. Tird splatter and the paper wad won't go more than 10 ft. The delivery will be sweet. This might not be legal. Hmmmmm What we did actually was, just toss it on their roof with a shovel. Hot day = Hot Shingles = Terrible smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY911Bowhunter Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! [ QUOTE ] Moral of story....keep your freaking dog out of my yard or your girlfriend might break-up with you and then you might kill yourself. [/ QUOTE ] Oustanding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! If they don't make it a real habit, I don't sweat the small stuff. I've got dogs too... There are plenty of other things to get upset about than dog poo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Great story TreeStandBowHunter (except for the suicide thing). And glad to see you changed your name back. So bozz, I'm curious...are the owners actually walking the dog(s) when this happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Sauceman Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Get a shovel and politely deposit it on the porch of the neighbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! [ QUOTE ] Get a shovel and politely deposit it on the porch of the neighbor. [/ QUOTE ] ...in a brown paper bag then set it on fire, ring the doorbell, and run... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Neighbors dog poop in my lawn....busted !!! Put it in a brown bag and stick it in the neighbor's mailbox! My mom thought up that idea when our neighbor's dogs did it, we just never did the idea,lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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