rbduck Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians Sunbathe. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -40 Fahrenheit (-40 C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh? " -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) **** freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? thats a good one.....by the way the leafs are having their first unbeaten season.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LDB Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? Yah, the Leafs have an undefeated season and they still can't win the Cup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? good one ....so true.....eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? Those are pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bronco_mudder Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? very funny rbduck. i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? i believed it all up to the stanley cup thing. you must think we're all gullible.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? Very Funny! Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Anyone going to Canada? lol very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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