va_strutstopper Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 New Rooster An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. So he buys a new **** from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barnyard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he's a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster- I've got to do something about this! He walks up to the new bird and says, 'So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And ten times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself.' Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definately thought he was more than a match for the old guy. 'You're on', he said, 'and since I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy!' So the two roosters go over to the henhouse to start the race with all the hens gathering to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the old rooster on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little- but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately, the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young fella. By now the farmer has heard the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun and runs into the barnyard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the henhouse, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself..... '****, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER i've heard that one befoer--but still funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelhunter91 Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER That one never gets old. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER hehe --------- I was just telling that same joke to a friend yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konfuzed Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: NEW ROOSTER Classic ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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