slugshooter Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Living Will I, _________________ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own **** business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case . I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008, it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living ****. __Signiture on File_____________________________________ Signature ___Signiture on file____________________________________ Witness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. dang it, my wife sent that to me, I hadn't had a chance to put it on here!!!!! That is good though, think I better get that done right away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. LOL.. I'll sign that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. That's a pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. making a copy now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. LOL thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. LOL! I love it...gotta go call my lawyer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobie Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. Making a copy as I type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. That's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too_pointer Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Living Will template. What is a peckerwood politician Do we have them in the good ole U.S.A. too_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: Living Will template. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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