Griz Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready. The time came to have the redneck jump from the airplane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck. The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... Too true LOL Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... LOL thats nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... LOL good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... [ QUOTE ] "So you wanna race, eh?" [/ QUOTE ] Nope dude, that would be a Canadian. eh. A redneck would follow it up with "ahuh, yaonto race, ya sombeech. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7th Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... I could see some of my friends doing this. Everyone here is getting all pumped up, there is a C-17 lined out for a 25,000 ft jump soon. That is about 2 1/2 min free fall, don't get alot of them but they make all that they can like that. There are only 2 type of people on Earth, them that Love Jumping and them that don't. I am in the first Group!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... ha ha ha ha ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... git-r-dun! sounds like sumpin me or my family would do. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... LMBO that is to good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Re: (Joke) The Skydiving Redneck... Lol! Thats pretty dang funny right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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